Believe me, you should be looking at a team of USC hip-hop dancers, practicing on the roof of Parking Lot D as I extracted my car at the end of a long day. Only ... I reached out to insert the memory card into the lower of these two slots, slid it into the top one by mistake, and it's swallowed it. Completely. I don't even know if, when I dig out a piece of firm but bendy wire, it'll be reachable. Probably not. Probably I won't be able to insert any CDs, either. Ever.
It was that kind of a day.