elevator pitch

In my usual USC car park, there are, indeed, numerous Teslas, including a couple of those mutant tanks.  So this message may come a little late for their owners, some of whom (but probably not those who drive the monstrosities) probably have crippling buyer's remorse as it us.  On the other hand, this little sticker, firmly stuck to the inside of an elevator, acts as a forceful reminder to anyone out there who might be thinking of buying a new vehicle.  You know how many Teslas, in toto, were sold in the UK last month?  512.  That's a very satisfactory low number.