This is truly one of the most ridiculous sights: spotted at Santa Monica beach today, a - a what? a shoal? a rumble? a spin? of people all bowling along on segues. These strange scooter thingies look silly enough when they're propelling our campus security officers around, but one can see their point. But on the beach? On the jogging, biking, skateboarding path? Even a skateboard would require a little more effort than one of these. Perhaps they're a security officers' annual outing?